Signatures!

[Rev. Rye]

My signature comes from an infamous line-reading from Ed Wood's Bride of the Monster, where Bela Lugosi's character allegedly said of his servant Lobo (played by Tor Johnson), that he is as "harmless as kitchen." According to Michael Medved, the film critic who made Ed Wood infamous, this line was either a sign of Ed Wood's incompetence or Bela Lugosi's slow loss of his health. In any case, anyone who actually watches the film can see that Lugosi actually gets it right: "Don't be afraid of Lobo; he's as gentle as a kitten."
Anyway, for the longest time, I actually wrote it into my signature, but then, I decided to use mybannermaker.com and made it into an image.