Mark Twain was a great atheist also, and he has some great quotes.
Quote:There has been only one Christian. They caught him and crucified him--early.
- Notebook, 1898
The Church has opposed every innovation and discovery from the day of Galileo down to our own time, when the use of anesthetics in childbirth was regarded as a sin because it avoided the biblical curse pronounced against Eve.
- Mark Twain, a Biography
This is a Christian country. Why, so is hell. Inasmuch as "Strait is the way and narrow is the gate, and few-few-are they that enter in thereat" has had the natural effect of making hell the only really prominent Christian community in any of the worlds; but we don't brag of this and certainly it is not proper to brag and boast that America is a Christian country when we all know that certainly five-sixths of our population could not enter in at the narrow gate.
- Mark Twain in Eruption
I found out that I was a Christian for revenue only and I could not bear the thought of that, it was so ignoble.
- Mark Twain in Eruption
If Christ were here there is one thing he would not be--a Christian.
- Mark Twain's Notebook
Christianity will doubtless still survive in the earth ten centuries hence--stuffed and in a museum.
- Notebook, 1898
You can never find a Christian who has acquired this valuable knowledge, this saving knowledge, by any process but the everlasting and all-sufficient "people say." In all my seventy-two years and a half I have never come across such another ass as this human race is.
- Mark Twain's Autobiography
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
