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Computer Science / Information Security Pop Quiz
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RE: Computer Science / Information Security Pop Quiz
(February 21, 2012 at 5:21 am)Tiberius Wrote: 1) Name the person who is generally accepted as the father of modern computing.

Bill Gates.

Quote:2) Name three things the above person is known for in computing.

Windows ME, Windows Vista, and being richer than God.

Quote:3) If you have a very large list of integers (whole numbers), which two algorithms will sort them in the fastest time on average?

Anything other than the way the Post Office sorts mail.

Quote:4) What does an HTTP Error Code 404 mean?

Your favorite porn site has been moved.

Quote:5) What main protocol does the Internet run on?

Porn distribution and Nigerian scams.

Quote:6) Packets on the Internet are usually carried over wires. What alternative method of transportation was suggested in RFC 1149?

Mules.

Quote:7) What does the 'S' stand for in HTTPS?

"Sex," as in "porn."

Quote:8) What does WWW stand for?

We Want Women (porn)

Quote:9) After which number were Google named?

1 with 100 zeros after it, which is approximately how many porn sites are on the internet.

Quote:10) According to a 2001 study, how large is the "deep web", also known as the "invisible web" or the "darknet"?

I don't know, but I'm betting that a large percentage of it will be made up of porn.

Quote:11) In public key cryptography, which key is generally used to encrypt, the public key or the private key?

The key under the mat.

Quote:12) How many packets are exchanged in order to set up a TCP connection?

Who cares, as long as I get to see porn.

Quote:13) What seemingly impossible thing does Diffie Hellman key exchange allow you to do?

View even more porn.
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RE: Computer Science / Information Security Pop Quiz - by Doubting Thomas - February 22, 2012 at 3:43 pm

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