RE: Lahni-Do
February 25, 2012 at 12:36 pm
(This post was last modified: February 25, 2012 at 12:37 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
My daughter annihilated Santa with the intellectual equivalent of a well placed AA battery on an unsuspecting target. I tried to lie to her, I tried hard, she wasn't buying what I was selling. Lahni-Do doesn't believe in winter fairies with white coats (we have a different Santa) anymore than the garden fairies in the story.
![[Image: gardenandkids050.jpg]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=img35.imageshack.us%2Fimg35%2F6137%2Fgardenandkids050.jpg)
(obviously believes in food though, little porker.)
(obviously believes in food though, little porker.)
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