It's too bad you can only baptize dead Mormons. I'd like to baptize my sister-in-law. Maybe she'll stop having so many babies.
I have studied the Bible and the theology behind Christianity for many years. I have been to many churches. I have walked the depth and the breadth of the religion and, as a result of this, I have a lot of bullshit to scrape off the bottom of my shoes. ~Ziploc Surprise