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Rapture!!!

Poll: The thing I like about this image the most is....
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...the dead spooks look CREEPY happy.
0%
 0 0%
...I never knew that spooks had rockets embedded in their ass holes.
16.67%
 2 16.67%
...its the 21st century and the unsaved heathen is holding a fire lit lantern...LOL!
25.00%
 3 25.00%
...some spooks have faster ass rockets than other spooks do.
25.00%
 3 25.00%
...1 Thess 4 16-18 isnt supposed to look like THIS. It's all about the coming zombie apocalypse.
8.33%
 1 8.33%
...this isnt photoshopped! The rapture has already happened and we are all left behind!
16.67%
 2 16.67%
... I am a true believer and look forward to rising up in the Glory!
8.33%
 1 8.33%
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RE: Rapture!!!
March 8, 2012 at 12:49 am
(March 8, 2012 at 12:07 am)Ziploc Surprise Wrote: One thing has always bothered me about the rapture. Will people ascend into heaven with or without their clothes on? If they will be ascending with some sort of spiritual body why should it be clothed? Is this another case of ask a stupid question expect a stupid answer?

Landover baptist preached that not only would they ascend naked, but also without their tally wackers and va jay jay's

Heaven is too pure to have such nasty unmentionables around...and everyone will look like barbie and Ken dolls.
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Rapture!!! - by reverendjeremiah - March 6, 2012 at 11:40 pm
RE: Rapture!!! - by Shell B - March 6, 2012 at 11:56 pm
RE: Rapture!!! - by padraic - March 7, 2012 at 2:24 am
RE: Rapture!!! - by Shell B - March 7, 2012 at 2:29 am
RE: Rapture!!! - by padraic - March 7, 2012 at 2:40 am
RE: Rapture!!! - by Minimalist - March 7, 2012 at 2:36 am
RE: Rapture!!! - by Tempus - March 7, 2012 at 9:21 am
RE: Rapture!!! - by reverendjeremiah - March 7, 2012 at 9:32 am
RE: Rapture!!! - by Xcentric - March 7, 2012 at 11:55 am
RE: Rapture!!! - by Whateverist - March 7, 2012 at 11:57 am
RE: Rapture!!! - by padraic - March 7, 2012 at 11:56 pm
RE: Rapture!!! - by Ziploc Surprise - March 8, 2012 at 12:07 am
RE: Rapture!!! - by reverendjeremiah - March 8, 2012 at 12:49 am

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