Damn Muslims. They're like a bunch of copy cats who can't even follow our act with any finesse. Back in our day, Christians didn't just explode into angry mobs and riot or kill people. Well, we did that too but we were also organized about it. We had it all from torture to kangaroo trials. We were real professionals. Then those damn liberals and the Enlightenment came along and ruined the whole thing.
Like many of our leaders, I wish we had the kind of power that those Mullahs have. We'd show the world what real holy war looks like. Amateurs! Rank amateurs, the lot of them.
Like many of our leaders, I wish we had the kind of power that those Mullahs have. We'd show the world what real holy war looks like. Amateurs! Rank amateurs, the lot of them.
"You don't need facts when you got Jesus." -Pastor Deacon Fred, Landover Baptist Church
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™: True Christian is a Trademark of the Landover Baptist Church. I have no affiliation with this fine group of True Christians ™ because I can't afford their tithing requirements but would like to be. Maybe someday the Lord will bless me with enough riches that I am able to.
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