The Bible made me an Atheist.

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Wait, What? Why you upset? I have seen the light and am adopting theology a'la Pippy style.

1. Accept a objective God. Ok fine, I'll give you that. One Objective God. Check
2. Assign this God attributes you personally want. Ok, female, naked, regards my wanker as her greatest creation ever. Check.

Now you insult me and my God? I am not allowed to do the same as you did?

How dare you accuse me of making my God up as a form of mockery?! I made her up as a guiding light, as what will help me lead a moral and upright life. She 'feels' right.

You can believe whatever it is you wish to believe if it makes you feel all warm and fuzzy inside. No one disallows you to play make believe. It's when you come to a place like here and spout it all (or 1/2 of it) to be objectively true you open yourself up to mockery.

Honestly bud, if I came here in all seriousness claiming there were aqua-fairies living at the bottom of my koi ponds in my backyard that keeps all the flowers blooming, the water clear and my fish shiney and healthy can I reasonably expect not to be mocked? Expecially if I say their existance is the objective part and any attribute they have (keeping water clear, flowers blooming etc) I make up as I go along.

You, nor I, can prove the aqua-fairies do not exist.