RE: Re-nig
March 16, 2012 at 3:37 pm
(This post was last modified: March 16, 2012 at 3:48 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
(March 16, 2012 at 2:25 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote: What was that bird doing on the window?
The driver is a duck hunter (or likes to pretend to be a duck hunter to fit in with his redneck buddies, or likes to "hunt ducks" as an excuse to blow his "duck hunting" buddies away from the condescending eyes of his family), either owns or wishes they owned a nice Benelli semi-auto.
Hunting ducks btw, bit of a misnomer, there isn't much hunting involved, you just form a firing line with your buddies and spray buckshot into the air as fast as possible. One of the big draws is that you can accomplish this while simultaneously fishing, with very little in the way of extra equipment.
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