(March 20, 2012 at 10:30 pm)Saved Wrote:(March 18, 2012 at 10:47 pm)Aegrus Wrote: Seriously, there's a new introduction from a christian every time I log on. It seems like there aren't usually so many.
This is a sign of the End of Days and that Jesus wants as many souls saved as possible so the righteous like myself have been feel compelled to hunt out the unbelievers and spread the good word that Jesus wants to be your friend before it's too late.
This is absolute proof that Jesus loves you and want nothing more than to save you from oblivion and have you at his side worshiping him for all time.
Doesn't that sound like a pretty good deal?
It actually sounds kind of scary. Reminds me of the "Day of the Dead". I think you're kind of like zombies. Your brains are gone, you're dead to this world and now expect to live forever in your unnatural state.
Well you'll never eat my brains. I'm keeping them. Frankly I'd rather die a natural death than to roam the earth converting the last living souls into more of God's undead hoard.
It sure would be a sick joke if it turns out the world is just the world, there are no magic beings in it and when you die you'll just be more mulch like the rest of us. Perish the thought. Just go convert others. It'll keep any reasonable doubts from creeping in.
