What's with all the new christian members?

[Cinjin]

This is a sign of the End of Days and that Jesus wants as many souls saved as possible so the righteous like myself have been feel compelled to hunt out the unbelievers and spread the good word that Jesus wants to be your friend before it's too late.

This is absolute proof that Jesus loves you and want nothing more than to save you from oblivion and have you at his side worshiping him for all time.

Doesn't that sound like a pretty good deal?

It DOES seem like a pretty good deal ......... if you're a masochistic sheep who likes letting a self-absorbed genocidal dictator bend you ever for the rest of eternity.


no thank you ... I'll just have the salad.