Quote:There is no evidence other than the bible
Technically, Creed, the official "bible" provides nothing more than an alleged "empty tomb" and invites the reader to jump to the most fantastic interpretation possible.
Far more likely is that none of this shit ever happened at all.
(The one unofficial account of a "resurrection" has "jesus" being helped out of the tomb by a couple of guys followed by a giant walking-talking cross. This one was obviously too stupid even for early xtians so they shit-canned it from their fucking bible.)