You people with debts... for shame. 
1: Live exactly like I do now, but less ramen and more food in my diet.
2: Go through all the bullshit it takes to get my vagina.
3: Save up a few hundred thousand in several bank accounts to survive in the face of Murphy.
4: Buy a house. I fucking hate the very concept of rent, and I want to be somewhere less crowded. Or I could just wait for my parents to die, there's always that. But Alaska's a no-go for Ash, so that's a tad nonfortunate.
5: Donate the rest, and tell the people who owe me money that they can forget paying me back.
I don't need or want hundreds of millions. I'm a simple girl, and I've got simple tastes and even simpler desires.
1: Live exactly like I do now, but less ramen and more food in my diet.
2: Go through all the bullshit it takes to get my vagina.
3: Save up a few hundred thousand in several bank accounts to survive in the face of Murphy.
4: Buy a house. I fucking hate the very concept of rent, and I want to be somewhere less crowded. Or I could just wait for my parents to die, there's always that. But Alaska's a no-go for Ash, so that's a tad nonfortunate.
5: Donate the rest, and tell the people who owe me money that they can forget paying me back.
I don't need or want hundreds of millions. I'm a simple girl, and I've got simple tastes and even simpler desires.
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
