Welcome to the forum, and enjoy your stay! 
If you see a bloody war going on in the off-topic section, kindly skirt around it and keep in mind that we're just coming off of an April fool's joke that was painful for some people. There isn't always so much in-fighting.

If you see a bloody war going on in the off-topic section, kindly skirt around it and keep in mind that we're just coming off of an April fool's joke that was painful for some people. There isn't always so much in-fighting.
What falls away is always, and is near.
Also, I am not pretending to be female, this profile picture is my wonderful girlfriend. XD