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I've only had JWs at this particular residence a few times. They woke me up at 7am. Thankfully, I had a supply of coffee at the time [dunking donuts...mmm...] that I was looking forwards to so I wasn't nearly as irritated as I can be when I am woken up too early. I was dressed only in my boxer shorts. I answer the door and these two girls who aren't exactly HOT but they're damn well within range of "cute-to-gorgeous" are standing there with pre-plastered smiles on their faces that turn into awkward stares when they see me. Conversation goes as follows:
"Uh...h-hi, we're, uh..."
"Evangelists?"
"N...no, we're Jehovah's Witnesses, and we wanted to bring the word of God to you this morning-"
"So, evangelists. Evangelists are people who spread the word of god to other individuals by means of preaching."
"...Er, yes, so, we have this pamphlet-"
"Hun, listen, it's seven in the morning. As your eyes' gaze keeps giving away, you are aware I have morning wood like a motherfucker right now. IF you want to come in, we can talk about god a LOT. You'll be singing praises to him with more enthusiasm than you've ever had in your life, but if not, I've gotta do something about it myself, ok?"
The second one turned and immediately started walking away, but I SWEAR the first one was considering it for a couple seconds before she joined her preach-buddy...
...They haven't sent any JWs around here lately. XD
You're lucky they didn't send the police round... or that they weren't two Catholic blokes hock:
It looks a bit daunting to read but trust me it's worth the effort.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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