(April 30, 2012 at 8:06 pm)teaearlgreyhot Wrote: I've never heard that one. Creationists usually say they brought the dinosaurs on the ark. The really crazy ones like Hovind actually believe that lizards are really just tiny dinosaurs. Hovind thinks that lizards never stop growing so dinosaurs were really just "big lizards" who got that big because they lived hundreds of years.
(April 30, 2012 at 7:00 pm)libalchris Wrote:(April 30, 2012 at 6:41 pm)Faith No More Wrote: Thank fucking FSM that I don't actually know any creationists, let alone one that would believe something like this.
It's very comical to listen to actually. Most also believe that there was a thin layer of some kind of metal or something that covered the earth that picked up radio waves from the stars and played music; that besides the ice that was up there that blocked radiation allowing people to live so long.
Oh, and some also believe that the pre-flood humans were advanced technologically, and even had the capability to fly using the earth's magnetic field as propulsion LOL
Some of that sounds like the writings of "Dr" Baugh, a creationist from Texas. He's really whacked as far as creationists go.
I've actually been to his museum once. Pretty whack. He's the guy who claimed that human and dinosaur footprints were found together, right? That was pretty ridiculous.
