(April 30, 2012 at 8:40 pm)teaearlgreyhot Wrote:(April 30, 2012 at 8:37 pm)Rev. Rye Wrote: ...
And also, according to Jack Chick, the serpent in the Garden of Eden was a Velociraptor. Seriously.
Jack Chick tracts would make hilarious movies. They'd rival Mel Brooks.
Yes. If only Jack Chick would license these tracts for a series of shorts, those movies would be awesome. Like this one right here:
http://chick.com/reading/tracts/1076/1076_01.asp
It stars Winston Wolf as the designated Christian and zombies.
Speaking of Mel Brooks and Jack Chick, this is from his most recent tract:
Comparing the Universal Oneness of All Life to Yo Mama since 2010.
![[Image: harmlesskitchen.png]](https://i.postimg.cc/yxR97P23/harmlesskitchen.png)
I was born with the gift of laughter and a sense the world is mad.
![[Image: harmlesskitchen.png]](https://i.postimg.cc/yxR97P23/harmlesskitchen.png)
I was born with the gift of laughter and a sense the world is mad.



