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Man rises from the dead

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Man rises from the dead
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RE: Man rises from the dead
May 14, 2012 at 9:29 pm
(May 14, 2012 at 4:52 pm)Minimalist Wrote:
Quote:The funeral of a 28 year-old waiter in southern Egypt turned into a celebration when he woke up after being declared dead.
Fucking waiters.....always goofing off.


Irish joke:


Liam was crewman on an Irish trawler,with a few illicit Irish passengers.

Captain "Liam,that feller in cabin 23 has died, I want you quietly bury him at sea'"

Three hours later, the captain sees Liam; "Well?"

Liam "Yes sor, I buried that feller in cabin 32 at sea"

Captain " You fekking gobshite, I said cabin 23! Was he dead?"

Liam "Well, he said he wasn't, but you what terrible liars those Kerrymen are"

(of course you may change the victim's nationality to suit your on own prejudice)
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Man rises from the dead

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Man rises from the dead - by zebo-the-fat - May 14, 2012 at 4:42 pm
RE: Man rises from the dead - by Gooders1002 - May 14, 2012 at 4:50 pm
RE: Man rises from the dead - by Minimalist - May 14, 2012 at 4:52 pm
RE: Man rises from the dead - by padraic - May 14, 2012 at 9:29 pm
RE: Man rises from the dead - by genkaus - May 14, 2012 at 4:55 pm
Man rises from the dead - by fuckass365 - May 14, 2012 at 5:59 pm
RE: Man rises from the dead - by Rev. Rye - May 14, 2012 at 8:03 pm

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