Atheists are miserable.

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Based on military history in the last 400 years, we'd all be burning dead turks as firewood by the end of this cnetury.

Let's see you do it then, Chuck. You are most certainly welcome to try, as you cannot even best a few Persian gypsies in Afghanistan.
Besides, how did it come that you failed to drive us back to where we came from, just as your prime minister Lloyd George said he would?
Even the corpse of the Ottoman empire was enough for you.

The innovative spirit of the turk is menifest in all the wonderful new ways they've found to remain hopelessly and feudally backwards in the last 400 years.

Well, the lack of unity between our peoples, and the incorporation of many unworthy peoples to our lands, has really did it's wonders.
We had spent those years focusing on quelling rebellions and fighting enemies on all fronts. Obviously, all you had to do was to riddle the bodies of some natives with bullets and take over their lands and resources.
Such heroism just blinds my eyes.