Hi, Liam. Always good to have a fellow angel-islander aboard. Not sure where you get the impression that we're fair, mark you; don't you know we're evil god-deniers with no moral centre who just enjoy sinning all the time? Well, I am anyway.

At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'