Quote:The last I heard was that Arizona was trying to get a copy of Obama's birth certificate so they could put him on the ballot. You have my sympathies!
Worse than that, dear. Sheriff Shitstain has two deputies there at taxpayer expense trying to "get to the bottom of it."
Meanwhile, our idiot secretary of state....which out here means next in line to the governor!... started bitching about Obama's birth certificate even though he claims he is not "a birther." What he is, is Romney's fucking state campaign director. And even that jackass admitted he had received verification from Hawaii on the birth certificate that Sheriff Shitstain is still "looking into."
You can't make this stuff up.
