RE: What's growing in your garden?
June 11, 2012 at 11:04 am
(This post was last modified: June 11, 2012 at 11:05 am by The Grand Nudger.)
Meanwhile my beautiful swamp is drying up and all of the lakes, creeks, and rivers that form the fabric of my earliest memories have been replaced by non-descript, weedy, and most importantly fish-less little meadows. You bastards are stealing my childhood!
I say we invade and take back the damned water.
I say we invade and take back the damned water.
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