RE: A One In An infinity Chance That God Exists. What Do You Guys Think?
June 13, 2012 at 9:14 pm
There's an equal 'chance' that I will awake in the morning with a stalk of broccoli growing from my left eye. Does this mean I should take this seriously or devote my life to it's 'potential' cultivation?
Occular-vegetism suggests that the left eye should be cared for more than the right eye. All left eyed vegetation not broccoli shall immediatley be placed on a grill and burned until its flesh is intistiguishable from the grill's grating. All non-vegetative substances protruding from the left eye shall require decapitation to ensure non-recurrence.
Broccoli from the right eye requires professional treatment by the way of meat sacrifices to the almighty Fertilizer (peace be upon the greatest shit giver). This is a one time chance. Recurrence of right-eyed broccoli or some other vegetation from the right eye will also require decapitation.
Occular-vegetism suggests that the left eye should be cared for more than the right eye. All left eyed vegetation not broccoli shall immediatley be placed on a grill and burned until its flesh is intistiguishable from the grill's grating. All non-vegetative substances protruding from the left eye shall require decapitation to ensure non-recurrence.
Broccoli from the right eye requires professional treatment by the way of meat sacrifices to the almighty Fertilizer (peace be upon the greatest shit giver). This is a one time chance. Recurrence of right-eyed broccoli or some other vegetation from the right eye will also require decapitation.
