Fire away Aleialouria this is funny. It's like Mad magazine's "snappy answers to stupid questions" but with a rational twist. You're great (no I'm not being sarcastic, your rapid fire was great).
I have studied the Bible and the theology behind Christianity for many years. I have been to many churches. I have walked the depth and the breadth of the religion and, as a result of this, I have a lot of bullshit to scrape off the bottom of my shoes. ~Ziploc Surprise