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the nature of God (universal, immaterial, invariant)

And this is how we know you're a phony Christian who probably uses his Bible as a display piece. You've clearly never actually picked it up and read it for yourself.

The Lord is immaterial? The entire OT makes it clear he has a physical body.

The Lord walks about, playing hide-and-seek with Adam and Eve:

Gen 3:8 And they heard the voice of the LORD God walking in the garden

The Lord eats lunch with Abraham

Gen 18:1-5 And the LORD appeared unto him in the plains of Mamre: and he sat in the tent door in the heat of the day; And he lift up his eyes and looked, and, lo, three men stood by him: and when he saw them, he ran to meet them from the tent door, and bowed himself toward the ground, And said, My Lord, if now I have found favour in thy sight, pass not away, I pray thee, from thy servant: Let a little water, I pray you, be fetched, and wash your feet, and rest yourselves under the tree: And I will fetch a morsel of bread, and comfort ye your hearts; after that ye shall pass on: for therefore are ye come to your servant. And they said, So do, as thou hast said.

Yahweh wrestles with Jacob (and is a good sport when he loses)

Gen 32:24-30 And Jacob was left alone; and there wrestled a man with him until the breaking of the day. And when he saw that he prevailed not against him, he touched the hollow of his thigh; and the hollow of Jacob's thigh was out of joint, as he wrestled with him. And he said, Let me go, for the day breaketh. And he said, I will not let thee go, except thou bless me. And he said unto him, What is thy name? And he said, Jacob. And he said, Thy name shall be called no more Jacob, but Israel: for as a prince hast thou power with God and with men, and hast prevailed. And Jacob asked him, and said, Tell me, I pray thee, thy name. And he said, Wherefore is it that thou dost ask after my name? And he blessed him there. And Jacob called the name of the place Peniel: for I have seen God face to face, and my life is preserved.

Yahweh speaks "face to face" with Moses without the need of a bush

Ex 33:11 And the LORD spake unto Moses face to face, as a man speaketh unto his friend. And he turned again into the camp: but his servant Joshua, the son of Nun, a young man, departed not out of the tabernacle.

And Yahweh moons Moses, showing off his great ass

Ex 33:23 And I will take away mine hand, and thou shalt see my back parts: but my face shall not be seen.

And Yahweh, not the least bit modest, whips out his massive cock to impress Ezekiel (The Lord IS a man)

Ez 1:27 And I saw as the colour of amber, as the appearance of fire round about within it, from the appearance of his loins even upward, and from the appearance of his loins even downward, I saw as it were the appearance of fire, and it had brightness round about.

and "invariant"? Seriously?

Yahweh regrets creating humans

Gen 6:7 And the LORD said, I will destroy man whom I have created from the face of the earth; both man, and beast, and the creeping thing, and the fowls of the air; for it repenteth me that I have made them.

and then regrets flooding them, and subsequently alters the nature of how light interacts with water so as to remember not to do it again:

Gen 9:13 I do set my bow in the cloud, and it shall be for a token of a covenant between me and the earth.

You can't repent and still claim to never change.

Dumb ass phony Christian!