(June 30, 2012 at 8:03 am)downbeatplumb Wrote: I think she got fed with him spoiling all their sofas by jumping up and down on them.
I think that incident was completely misrepresented. He wasn't jumping up and down, he was trying to swing his legs but they were just too short to hang off the sofa.
So far we've dissed his faith, questioned his sexuality, cast doubts on his house training and suggested that he is vertically challenged. If we keep going at this rate, the law of probability suggests that we'll eventually stumble on the actual reason why she's divorcing him. Who'll be speculating then, huh?