(July 10, 2012 at 2:03 pm)RaphielDrake Wrote: I've got another one. Ok, I'm a limo driver and the world starts flooding and shit. I drive to pick up my ex-wife, her husband (fucking douche) and my kids. Major earthquake happens and I'm like "oh snap!" so I start driving towards a plane. Somehow I outrun an earthquake with my stunt driving skills and we get on this plane. Now, I can't fly for shit but luckily captain douche can so he takes the wheel. He manages to dodge some collapsing buildings with some sweet manuvers. I'm not really sure how he pulled them off, he'd only been to flying school for a few months but whatever.
Long story short, I get a map to a shelter, outrun a super-volcano, douche gets crushed by gears, we escape onto a boat and almost everyone else in the world dies. I get back in with my ex who doesn't seem too upset about her husband dying in one of the most painful ways I can imagine.
We lived happily ever after. :-)
This sound familiar..
Maybe I did the same..
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura
