When national stereotypes come into contact with the foreign and unusual, that's when you get the best potential for comedy. At a railway museum once, I saw one of those metal signs that they used to have in railway carriages informing patrons that "This carriage is fitted with the new Edison Electric Light. To operate, simply depress switch on wall. Do not attempt to light with match."
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
