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It's that old joke about the walrus and the Tupperware box, isn't it; they both enjoy a nice tight seal.
(The rest of this will be hiddden because it does tend to veer away from the topic in hand (fnarr fnarr) and some people may not care to know about it.)
Personally I would have no use for this stuff anymore, in fact we had no problems whatever on that score back when my relationship with my Forever Princess Sam was, well, a relationship. We did have a bit of a 'group fling' with an old friend whose ex-partner had complained about lack of taughtness in that area after having several kids. After testdriving both ladyparts, hers as well as my Sam's, I could reassure her with no word of a lie that he must have a needle dick if he thought that she wasn't tight... (in all honesty I couldn't tell any appreciable difference between the two, I knew which was Sam straight away but clearly having kids had had no appreciable effect in our friend's garden centre.)
On a more serious tangent: one of the "uncommon" side effects of the meds I've been prescribed is the condition known as priapism, which sounds so much funnier than it is in actuality. It's every bloke's - and probably woman's - dream to have a longlasting erection like a steel bar, but if you then try imagining trying to force that steel bar through a brick wall, with no let up in pressure, you might start to appreciate the problem. There's an old phrase which I think was a Les Dawson joke abouut "you wouldn't know where to lay it for comfort" and that is spot on. It's actually a hospital job, apparently, but I ain't bothered yet. Fuck it, who cares at the end of the day? Present company excepted, perhaps.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
