I'm a Waldorf Salad man myself, though I am partial to a nice potato salad (with bacon - yum). ASDA does a nice sweet and juicy beetroot salad as well. (I'm on commission every time I promote their little corner grocer's shops. They just don't know that yet.)
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'