The Perfect Murder

[thesummerqueen]

http://www.happyplace.com/11028/the-stra...ee-all-day

[frankiej]

I couldn't even bring myself to laugh... It is utterly bizarre.

Something you would only see on tv.

[Cinjin]

Guy's a genius!

Similar to my awesome plan: I'm going to buy a round trip plane ticket to Florida. While there, I am going to break into Sea World at night and proceed to locate their shark tanks. I will cut my finger as I'm climbing into the tank so as to bait a shark into attacking me. I will then kill the shark with my authentic Rambo III knife I got off of the QVC home shopping network. Once I have skinned the shark and removed all it's guts, I will of course head home with the shark skin in my garment bag. I won't even have to order food on the flight home as I will of course, have fresh shark meat to eat from the fish fry I had the night before out in the hotel parking lot. Once I have arrived at home I will tell my ex-girlfriend how awesome snorkeling is for the next few months. Once I have convinced her to take a trip to the Caribbean, my plan will be nearing completion. After I have obtained plane tickets to wherever she decides to go, I will charter a boat and follow HER boat out into the ocean to await her first snorkeling dive. I will then don my shark suit and of course my razor sharp shark teeth and swim up to her completely undetected. I will then be able to attack her without anyone ever knowing that I was even there. No plan could ever be more flawless! It's perfect!



Don't tell anybody ...... or I'll shark attack you!

[MilesTailsPrower]

Why go through all the trouble killing an animal and skinning it?

It's October DAMNIT! Just buy a costume!

Why not go SAW on your ex's ass, and attack her with a wild bore mask on?

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How about we just kill our neighbor and jump into his skin and then kill her?

[Oldandeasilyconfused]

THE main reason people get caught (imo): They know the victim.

I think it was in the late 1920's,early 30s',that a man called Harry "Pittsburg Phil" Strauss worked out that simple fact,and founded a very lucrative business,which came to be known as 'Murder Inc.'.

Harry "Pittsburgh Phil" Strauss (July 28, 1909 – June 12, 1941) was a prolific contract killer for Murder, Inc. in the 1930s. He killed over thirty men using a variety of methods; shooting, stabbing with ice picks, drowning, live burial and strangling rope. Strauss never carried a weapon unless he was about to make a hit.

Strauss tried to avoid conviction by feigning insanity in the courtroom and on death row. He was executed in the electric chair at Sing Sing on June 12, 1941.

He murdered 30 people.Doesn't that make him a very successful serial killer? Isn't a psychopath insane by definition?


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For perfect murders, I highly recommend the 1949 Ealing black comedy "Kind Hearts And Coronets" , restored and re released this year.

Kind Hearts and Coronets is a 1949 British black comedy feature film. The plot is loosely based on the 1907 novel Israel Rank: The Autobiography of a Criminal by Roy Horniman,[1] with the screenplay written by Robert Hamer and John Dighton and directed by Hamer. The film's title derives from Tennyson's 1842 poem Lady Clara Vere de Vere: "Kind hearts are more than coronets, And simple faith than Norman blood."[2]
The film stars Dennis Price (Louis Mazzini), Alec Guinness (the D'Ascoyne family), Joan Greenwood (Sibella) and Valerie Hobson (Edith).
Kind Hearts and Coronets is listed in Time magazine's top 100,[3] and in the BFI Top 100 British films.[4]

In 2011, the film was digitally restored and re-released in selected British cinemas.[5]


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kind_Hearts_and_Coronets

[downbeatplumb]

HH Holmes was a calculating bastard who just got carried away.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/H._H._Holmes