Crappy cheese? You really haven't lived until you've eaten a dairy product that tries to eat you first.
Actually, my absolute favourite cheese of all time, the apotheosis of the cheese kingdom, is roquefort. Apart from the orgasmically delicious flavour experience, it also has a fantastic origin story as well:
"Legend has it that the cheese was discovered when a youth, eating his lunch of bread and ewes' milk cheese, saw a beautiful girl in the distance. Abandoning his meal in a nearby cave, he ran to meet her. When he returned a few months later, the mould (Penicillium roqueforti) had transformed his plain cheese into Roquefort." (emphasis and de-Americanised spelling mine)
Actually, my absolute favourite cheese of all time, the apotheosis of the cheese kingdom, is roquefort. Apart from the orgasmically delicious flavour experience, it also has a fantastic origin story as well:
"Legend has it that the cheese was discovered when a youth, eating his lunch of bread and ewes' milk cheese, saw a beautiful girl in the distance. Abandoning his meal in a nearby cave, he ran to meet her. When he returned a few months later, the mould (Penicillium roqueforti) had transformed his plain cheese into Roquefort." (emphasis and de-Americanised spelling mine)
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
