No need to make the assumption that I have short-term memory loss, mate. I actually and quite genuinely do have short-term memory loss. However I choose not to take offense, partly since there was no way for you to have known since I've never considered it relevant to share here but mainly since you got the Romeo & Juliet quote just about right, if slightly mangled.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'