So...guess I'm the new guy

[greneknight]

Vinny, unless you confess to being a rank liar and that the Holy Spirit is a Lying Spirit, I will continue to expose your dishonesty in whatever thread you choose to be in. You told a lie that you're an atheist when the truth is you're an idiotic fundy all along. Are you willing to confess your dishonesty now?

Your signature says "Honour the truth" but you don't do that because you are an inveterate liar. You are an embarrassment to your fundy Christian faith because you are dishonest.

Jesus says in St John's Gospel that liars have Satan for their father. So Vinny, son of Satan, will you confess to all that you are a lying bastard?

LOL yes yes I'm a Christian, sure. I'm scared, I'll confess I'll do anything you want.

Oh no I'm so offended you said mean things. Ouch eek ook aak.

Waah waah I'm weeping shocked and appalled. I don't know what I could possibly do.

(Pick which one of the replies you like the most, or pick several and combine them. then pretend they came from me)

Hi Vinny,

Please forgive me if I was rude. I had to be because you deliberately refused to answer what is so obvious to all of us. You came to this forum representing yourself as an atheist. You claimed to be a rational atheist who found theism reasonable. After a few posts, it became obvious to all of us that you were not being honest and you're in fact a Christian. We challenged you to blaspheme the Holy Trinity just to make sure that you're really what you claimed to be.

You didn't reply by admitting you were a Christian. You continued representing yourself as an atheist but you made it seem like blasphemy was such a difficult thing to do. You put ridiculous conditions on us before you would even consider whether to blaspheme.

To this day, you continue to represent yourself as an atheist. Your signature contains the words "Honour the truth". I'm appealing to you to be truthful. If you are a Christian (which is what everyone believes you to be), can you please refrain from telling lies that you are an atheist and can you stop the dishonesty and just admit the truth that you are a Christian? I'm only appealing to you to be honest. Telling lies will not endear you to anyone nor will it make your cause any more respectable.

I hope you will consider this carefully and do the right thing - own up to a lie if you have lied and set the record straight. Jesus would want you to be honest - think about it.