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Can a potato be an atheist?
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RE: Can a potato be an atheist?
I think a stupid-ass question deserves an equally stupid-ass response, so here goes:

If potatoes are chopped up into say potato chips or french fries, they cannot be atheist because their conciousness has been fragmented. But, if two or more potatoes are gathered in His name, as in a bowl of mashed potatoes, then their combined conciousness would not allow for any dis-belief.

How's that, Vinnie da Poe?
"If there are gaps they are in our knowledge, not in things themselves." Chapman Cohen

"Shit-apples don't fall far from the shit-tree, Randy." Mr. Lahey
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Can a potato be an atheist? - by Vincenzo Vinny G. - September 17, 2012 at 12:16 am
RE: Can a potato be an atheist? - by IATIA - September 17, 2012 at 12:25 am
RE: Can a potato be an atheist? - by genkaus - September 17, 2012 at 1:04 am
RE: Can a potato be an atheist? - by Whateverist - September 17, 2012 at 1:15 am
RE: Can a potato be an atheist? - by jonb - September 17, 2012 at 1:16 am
RE: Can a potato be an atheist? - by Whateverist - September 17, 2012 at 1:24 am
RE: Can a potato be an atheist? - by Skepsis - September 17, 2012 at 1:35 am
RE: Can a potato be an atheist? - by notfussed - September 17, 2012 at 1:44 am
RE: Can a potato be an atheist? - by Vincenzo Vinny G. - September 17, 2012 at 6:17 pm
RE: Can a potato be an atheist? - by Haydn - September 17, 2012 at 6:19 pm
RE: Can a potato be an atheist? - by pocaracas - September 17, 2012 at 7:08 pm
RE: Can a potato be an atheist? - by Cyberman - September 17, 2012 at 2:19 am
RE: Can a potato be an atheist? - by Angrboda - September 17, 2012 at 3:19 am
RE: Can a potato be an atheist? - by Darth - September 17, 2012 at 3:32 am
RE: Can a potato be an atheist? - by Norfolk And Chance - September 17, 2012 at 4:07 am
RE: Can a potato be an atheist? - by Puddleglum - September 17, 2012 at 6:16 am
RE: Can a potato be an atheist? - by frankiej - September 17, 2012 at 6:29 am
RE: Can a potato be an atheist? - by Strongbad - September 17, 2012 at 7:15 am
RE: Can a potato be an atheist? - by Cato - September 17, 2012 at 8:18 am
RE: Can a potato be an atheist? - by Ben Davis - September 17, 2012 at 8:39 am
RE: Can a potato be an atheist? - by Haydn - September 17, 2012 at 8:53 am
RE: Can a potato be an atheist? - by Tempus - September 17, 2012 at 8:53 am
RE: Can a potato be an atheist? - by The Grand Nudger - September 17, 2012 at 9:50 am
RE: Can a potato be an atheist? - by Angrboda - September 17, 2012 at 10:37 am
RE: Can a potato be an atheist? - by Haydn - September 17, 2012 at 11:00 am
RE: Can a potato be an atheist? - by Mister Agenda - September 17, 2012 at 11:17 am
RE: Can a potato be an atheist? - by Red Celt - September 17, 2012 at 11:36 am
RE: Can a potato be an atheist? - by Reforged - September 17, 2012 at 11:58 am
RE: Can a potato be an atheist? - by Faith No More - September 17, 2012 at 9:50 pm
RE: Can a potato be an atheist? - by Puddleglum - September 17, 2012 at 11:37 pm
RE: Can a potato be an atheist? - by FallentoReason - September 18, 2012 at 2:11 am
RE: Can a potato be an atheist? - by greneknight - September 18, 2012 at 2:36 am
RE: Can a potato be an atheist? - by Ben Davis - September 18, 2012 at 10:29 am
RE: Can a potato be an atheist? - by Darth - September 18, 2012 at 10:56 am
RE: Can a potato be an atheist? - by Anomalocaris - September 18, 2012 at 10:57 am
RE: Can a potato be an atheist? - by Violet - September 18, 2012 at 11:03 am
RE: Can a potato be an atheist? - by Tea Earl Grey Hot - September 18, 2012 at 9:04 pm
RE: Can a potato be an atheist? - by jonb - September 18, 2012 at 10:22 pm

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