RE: Boardwalk Empire
September 18, 2012 at 5:29 pm
(This post was last modified: September 18, 2012 at 5:32 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
(September 18, 2012 at 7:27 am)RaphielDrake Wrote: Is it Annik? Is it?
Have you ever seen a scrotum? Not exactly the smoothest of surfaces.
Maybe yours isn't, my shits smooth as eggs, son. I could never shave them down though, that would be denying a certain lucky woman the pleasure of the indescribably soft brush of my mighty bush against her cheek.
Seriously though, what the hell is the deal with peoples aversion to body hair? Whats up, not attracted to apes or something? A hairless groin doesn't exactly get my engine revving...there are a few of them here in this house........
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