I've had a static shock off a nylon carpet and that was bloody sharp enough. Somehow I don't fancy the idea of multiplying that up to the magnitude of a lightning bolt. I'm guessing it would sting a bit.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
