I remember as a kid, a few of my cousins and I found a sack in a local creek filled with drowned puppies, probably about a dozen or so. Horrible.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'