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Oh for fuck sake... Twitter
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Oh for fuck sake... Twitter
Its finally happened. After two years of swearing off social networking sites I was lured to Twitter by Frankie Boyle like a child to Michael Jackson with a theme park and a cash settlement. Eventually I found a tweet sent to him that was so stupid I signed up under "RaphielDrake" just so I could mock it. As time goes by my IQ will decrease and I will slowly turn into a vegetable. In five years time I will have a brief moment of horrified sentience when I realise what has happened. I will take my life leaving a crumpled note with only one word desperately scrawled on it in large, shaky letters;
"LOL"

If anyone else here finds themselves already doomed to the same fate feel free to add me so we can waste hours of our lives trading inane banter that will eventually lead us to becoming social cripples.
"That is not dead which can eternal lie and with strange aeons even death may die." 
- Abdul Alhazred.
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Oh for fuck sake... Twitter - by Reforged - September 25, 2012 at 12:07 pm
RE: Oh for fuck sake... Twitter - by Jackalope - September 25, 2012 at 12:32 pm
RE: Oh for fuck sake... Twitter - by Reforged - September 25, 2012 at 1:11 pm
RE: Oh for fuck sake... Twitter - by Tea Earl Grey Hot - September 25, 2012 at 2:49 pm
RE: Oh for fuck sake... Twitter - by Reforged - September 25, 2012 at 3:39 pm
RE: Oh for fuck sake... Twitter - by Napoléon - September 25, 2012 at 3:21 pm
RE: Oh for fuck sake... Twitter - by Erinome - September 25, 2012 at 4:01 pm
RE: Oh for fuck sake... Twitter - by Reforged - September 25, 2012 at 4:20 pm
RE: Oh for fuck sake... Twitter - by Erinome - September 25, 2012 at 6:02 pm
RE: Oh for fuck sake... Twitter - by TaraJo - September 25, 2012 at 5:15 pm
RE: Oh for fuck sake... Twitter - by Tea Earl Grey Hot - September 25, 2012 at 5:51 pm
RE: Oh for fuck sake... Twitter - by TaraJo - September 25, 2012 at 6:16 pm
RE: Oh for fuck sake... Twitter - by Shell B - September 25, 2012 at 5:57 pm
RE: Oh for fuck sake... Twitter - by Darkstar - September 25, 2012 at 6:17 pm

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