Oh for fuck sake... Twitter

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I've been on Twitter since 2007. I stopped using it in the past few months because of all the stupid retweets and links people send out. That's like 99 percent of what gets sent out now.

It was really fun when people would use Twitter to make clever jokes, interesting observations, or join in on conversations. But now it's all like "RT @stupidcelebrity ..." or "I'm now mayor of the lamppost on 45th street" or "Look at my faux vintage photo of my cat on instagram..."

There are still a few people on Twitter who haven't whored out their timeline that so I might just have to whittle down my follower list from the close to 300 people it's at now to about 20 or so.

Not to contradict you but;

"BillyJamesHall@RaphielDrake your mums vagina is so hairy you got carpet burns when she gave birth. Genuinely it looks like a stab wound on a gorillas back

RaphielDrake@BillyJamesHall And thats the story behind why you're on a sex offenders register and not allowed back at Colchester zoo."

Yeah, now thats a comeback motherfuckers.

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One of my mates (yes I do have them) has been nagging me to go on twitter, but I only see myself having about 2 followers if I bloody join.

Then again, I don't really care about silly virtual numbers *ahem*repwhore*ahem*.

I'd follow you. I mean I assume you'd be ripping people to shreds on a regular basis so at the very least it would be entertaining.