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A Question of Morality
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RE: A Question of Morality
I think the FSM such a fantastically omnibenevolent super-deity (that's right, not just a deity but a super-deity) that it is such an awesomely nice enough of a super-pasta monster that it, perhaps, believes that it's what's inside that counts. However you wish to worship it is good enough so long as it is sincere, on the other hand - if you worship it in a pasta-ritualistic way but you are insincere about it then you are a scoundrel and shall never drink from the beer fountain in the pasta-heaven!

P.S: However you choose to worship the FSM it must still invole pasta in some way. Duh, otherwise you're a sodding blasphemer.

P.P.S: Just to note, always remember to stick with the FSM - it's not only omnibenevolent - a really nice (super-)deity to worship - but it also thinks you should do onto others how you would have them do onto you, which I think is an incredible insight that no other deity has even thought of. The FSM is original. The FSM is unique.

...and the FSM truly has it all.

P.P.P.S: If I happen to have blasphemed the FSM. I will now go and stick a plastic fork in each of my hands (and then eat pasta).

It is finished.

EvF
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Messages In This Thread
A Question of Morality - by LukeMC - September 19, 2009 at 3:22 pm
RE: A Question of Morality - by Rhizomorph13 - September 19, 2009 at 3:28 pm
RE: A Question of Morality - by LukeMC - September 19, 2009 at 3:49 pm
RE: A Question of Morality - by fr0d0 - September 19, 2009 at 4:14 pm
RE: A Question of Morality - by LukeMC - September 19, 2009 at 4:16 pm
RE: A Question of Morality - by padraic - September 19, 2009 at 7:57 pm
RE: A Question of Morality - by LukeMC - September 20, 2009 at 6:11 am
RE: A Question of Morality - by padraic - September 20, 2009 at 11:08 pm
RE: A Question of Morality - by theVOID - September 19, 2009 at 9:32 pm
RE: A Question of Morality - by padraic - September 19, 2009 at 10:43 pm
RE: A Question of Morality - by littlegrimlin1 - September 19, 2009 at 11:37 pm
RE: A Question of Morality - by Edwardo Piet - September 20, 2009 at 7:57 am
RE: A Question of Morality - by Rhizomorph13 - September 20, 2009 at 2:10 pm
RE: A Question of Morality - by Edwardo Piet - September 20, 2009 at 6:11 pm
RE: A Question of Morality - by Rhizomorph13 - September 20, 2009 at 8:41 pm
RE: A Question of Morality - by Edwardo Piet - September 21, 2009 at 4:39 pm

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