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Why I don't fear hell.
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RE: Why I don't fear hell.
(October 30, 2012 at 10:43 am)KichigaiNeko Wrote: Oh you wonderful person you! Great


I have been trying to track this down and post here. (Saw it on FB a while ago)

YAY science. Proving that heaven is hell and hell is heaven!! Heart it Tongue

I first saw this as part of one of the "Things Creationists Hate" essays. In fact the text seems to be lifted from it. The diagram makes it so much clearer though.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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Why I don't fear hell. - by Gooders1002 - October 30, 2012 at 10:38 am
RE: Why I don't fear hell. - by KichigaiNeko - October 30, 2012 at 10:43 am
RE: Why I don't fear hell. - by Cyberman - October 30, 2012 at 11:43 am
RE: Why I don't fear hell. - by Minimalist - October 30, 2012 at 11:34 am
RE: Why I don't fear hell. - by Darth - October 30, 2012 at 11:37 am
RE: Why I don't fear hell. - by KichigaiNeko - October 30, 2012 at 11:38 am
RE: Why I don't fear hell. - by KichigaiNeko - October 30, 2012 at 11:45 am
RE: Why I don't fear hell. - by pocaracas - October 30, 2012 at 12:20 pm
RE: Why I don't fear hell. - by Welsh cake - October 30, 2012 at 3:33 pm
RE: Why I don't fear hell. - by Utracia - October 31, 2012 at 2:03 am
RE: Why I don't fear hell. - by Spectrum - October 31, 2012 at 2:05 am
RE: Why I don't fear hell. - by Utracia - October 31, 2012 at 2:09 am
RE: Why I don't fear hell. - by MysticKnight - October 31, 2012 at 2:32 am
RE: Why I don't fear hell. - by Godschild - October 31, 2012 at 4:39 am
RE: Why I don't fear hell. - by Cyberman - October 31, 2012 at 5:00 am
RE: Why I don't fear hell. - by KichigaiNeko - October 31, 2012 at 5:04 am
Why I don't fear hell. - by Zen Badger - October 31, 2012 at 4:56 am
RE: Why I don't fear hell. - by Godschild - October 31, 2012 at 4:05 pm
RE: Why I don't fear hell. - by KichigaiNeko - October 31, 2012 at 4:57 am
RE: Why I don't fear hell. - by Cyberman - October 31, 2012 at 5:10 am
RE: Why I don't fear hell. - by KichigaiNeko - October 31, 2012 at 5:11 am
RE: Why I don't fear hell. - by Cyberman - October 31, 2012 at 5:18 am
RE: Why I don't fear hell. - by KichigaiNeko - November 1, 2012 at 3:34 am
RE: Why I don't fear hell. - by Edwardo Piet - November 1, 2012 at 4:48 pm

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