Nipple Distance Controversy Rocks Chinese Beauty Pageant

[Anomalocaris]

Nipples may be wellsprings of life, but distance between nipples is of remarkable little consequence to life sciences.

Besides doesn't that sort of depend on if one is pushing them together or pushing them apart?

So it's totally unscientific.

Also no provision for how far show they should be when contestants bends over for the best clevage shot.

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I have to say, I think they're perfectly right to demand a minimum nipple spacing.

Nipples that are too close together are just so ugly.

Yeah, like you won't make space in your bed for a bimbo with crosseyed nipples.