Oklahoma Sentences Teen to Attend Church

[Anomalocaris]

Yes, because church really makes you a more attentive driver.

Well, you'll sleep so soundly during the sermons you'd be wide awake for driving afterwards.

Although you might exceed speed limit by a few scores of miles per hour on the way out of the parking lot.

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oral sex isn't sex, right?

Right. We ought not lower the standard of what counts as home base.

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I'd settle for it.

It's more practical to get a soft noddle into the mouth than the other place.