Well as I said earlier, if you (or anyone, I'm not jumping down your throat) were to find yourself over here and still announce your intention to flout the law, you've just become the bad guy.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'