Hehe, that would be a pretty funny thing to do. Tell them that you want to formally swear, so they bring in a bible... then pretend to be offended and yell at them that you wanted to swear on the Koran Priceless in the the supreme court ^_^ (And probably stupid, don't do it )
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day