No doubt it'll emerge that I've got it all wrong in some way. It goes without saying that I simply don't understand, I'm making it all sound worse than it's supposed to be, or (gasp!) that I'm an evil little liar.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'