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The Noachian Flood
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RE: The Noachian Flood
Can't find two people hiding behind a tree.....


Satan fucks up his carefully crafted plan with just a few words.....

Is so utterly inept that he has to destroy the whole biosphere in order to eliminate a few hominids( imagine blowing up your house to get rid of a spider).

Still can't get his shit right so he sends his son/himself so he can be "sacrificed" to himself as penance for humanity acting the way he originally planned them to act in the first place.

World still full of sinners....

Yep, sounds like the work of a perfect, omnipotent deity.

Don't know if I'd trust him to put up book shelves though.
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The Noachian Flood - by Cyberman - December 16, 2012 at 2:18 pm
RE: The Noachian Flood - by Faith No More - December 16, 2012 at 3:05 pm
RE: The Noachian Flood - by Cyberman - December 16, 2012 at 3:10 pm
RE: The Noachian Flood - by Faith No More - December 16, 2012 at 3:17 pm
RE: The Noachian Flood - by SpecUVdust - December 16, 2012 at 3:18 pm
RE: The Noachian Flood - by Minimalist - December 16, 2012 at 3:48 pm
RE: The Noachian Flood - by SpecUVdust - December 16, 2012 at 4:14 pm
RE: The Noachian Flood - by Something completely different - December 16, 2012 at 4:18 pm
RE: The Noachian Flood - by Cyberman - December 16, 2012 at 4:35 pm
RE: The Noachian Flood - by pocaracas - December 16, 2012 at 5:29 pm
RE: The Noachian Flood - by Lion IRC - December 16, 2012 at 7:58 pm
RE: The Noachian Flood - by Minimalist - December 16, 2012 at 9:42 pm
RE: The Noachian Flood - by SpecUVdust - December 16, 2012 at 8:33 pm
RE: The Noachian Flood - by pocaracas - December 17, 2012 at 7:43 am
RE: The Noachian Flood - by The Grand Nudger - December 16, 2012 at 8:51 pm
RE: The Noachian Flood - by Cyberman - December 16, 2012 at 9:16 pm
RE: The Noachian Flood - by popeyespappy - December 16, 2012 at 9:17 pm
RE: The Noachian Flood - by Cyberman - December 16, 2012 at 9:23 pm
RE: The Noachian Flood - by Jackalope - December 16, 2012 at 9:38 pm
RE: The Noachian Flood - by Dee Dee Ramone - December 16, 2012 at 9:52 pm
RE: The Noachian Flood - by popeyespappy - December 16, 2012 at 9:27 pm
RE: The Noachian Flood - by Cyberman - December 16, 2012 at 9:43 pm
RE: The Noachian Flood - by Zen Badger - December 17, 2012 at 7:32 am
RE: The Noachian Flood - by catfish - December 17, 2012 at 9:11 am
RE: The Noachian Flood - by Zen Badger - December 17, 2012 at 9:23 am
RE: The Noachian Flood - by catfish - December 17, 2012 at 10:33 am
RE: The Noachian Flood - by YahwehIsTheWay - December 17, 2012 at 12:01 pm
RE: The Noachian Flood - by Cyberman - December 18, 2012 at 4:25 pm
RE: The Noachian Flood - by The Grand Nudger - December 18, 2012 at 4:58 pm
RE: The Noachian Flood - by catfish - December 20, 2012 at 1:16 pm
RE: The Noachian Flood - by downbeatplumb - December 20, 2012 at 1:44 pm
RE: The Noachian Flood - by catfish - December 20, 2012 at 1:48 pm
RE: The Noachian Flood - by downbeatplumb - December 20, 2012 at 2:31 pm
RE: The Noachian Flood - by catfish - December 23, 2012 at 12:09 pm
RE: The Noachian Flood - by downbeatplumb - December 23, 2012 at 1:22 pm
RE: The Noachian Flood - by Cyberman - December 20, 2012 at 2:10 pm
RE: The Noachian Flood - by Cyberman - December 18, 2012 at 5:05 pm
RE: The Noachian Flood - by Lachrymose - January 6, 2013 at 10:32 am
RE: The Noachian Flood - by The Grand Nudger - December 18, 2012 at 5:21 pm
RE: The Noachian Flood - by Cyberman - December 18, 2012 at 5:25 pm
RE: The Noachian Flood - by catfish - December 18, 2012 at 9:04 pm
RE: The Noachian Flood - by The Grand Nudger - December 19, 2012 at 11:10 am
RE: The Noachian Flood - by The Grand Nudger - December 21, 2012 at 9:44 am
RE: The Noachian Flood - by catfish - December 23, 2012 at 12:39 pm
RE: The Noachian Flood - by Minimalist - December 23, 2012 at 12:11 pm
RE: The Noachian Flood - by The Grand Nudger - December 23, 2012 at 4:49 pm
RE: The Noachian Flood - by catfish - January 3, 2013 at 12:02 am
RE: The Noachian Flood - by Zen Badger - January 3, 2013 at 7:36 am
RE: The Noachian Flood - by The Grand Nudger - January 6, 2013 at 12:34 am
RE: The Noachian Flood - by Zen Badger - January 6, 2013 at 7:07 am
RE: The Noachian Flood - by Minimalist - January 6, 2013 at 11:33 am
RE: The Noachian Flood - by catfish - January 9, 2013 at 3:35 pm
RE: The Noachian Flood - by Minimalist - January 9, 2013 at 5:40 pm
RE: The Noachian Flood - by catfish - January 10, 2013 at 5:47 am
RE: The Noachian Flood - by The Grand Nudger - January 6, 2013 at 11:00 am
RE: The Noachian Flood - by The Grand Nudger - January 9, 2013 at 3:39 pm
RE: The Noachian Flood - by The Grand Nudger - January 15, 2013 at 7:01 pm
RE: The Noachian Flood - by catfish - January 15, 2013 at 7:46 pm
RE: The Noachian Flood - by Minimalist - January 15, 2013 at 7:06 pm
RE: The Noachian Flood - by The Grand Nudger - January 15, 2013 at 8:04 pm
RE: The Noachian Flood - by catfish - January 15, 2013 at 8:12 pm
RE: The Noachian Flood - by The Grand Nudger - January 15, 2013 at 8:14 pm
RE: The Noachian Flood - by catfish - January 15, 2013 at 8:23 pm
RE: The Noachian Flood - by Cato - January 15, 2013 at 11:13 pm
RE: The Noachian Flood - by The Grand Nudger - January 15, 2013 at 11:16 pm
RE: The Noachian Flood - by Cato - January 15, 2013 at 11:22 pm
RE: The Noachian Flood - by The Grand Nudger - January 15, 2013 at 11:35 pm
RE: The Noachian Flood - by catfish - January 15, 2013 at 11:35 pm
RE: The Noachian Flood - by The Grand Nudger - January 15, 2013 at 11:42 pm
RE: The Noachian Flood - by catfish - January 15, 2013 at 11:59 pm
RE: The Noachian Flood - by The Grand Nudger - January 16, 2013 at 12:00 am
RE: The Noachian Flood - by catfish - January 16, 2013 at 12:17 am
RE: The Noachian Flood - by The Grand Nudger - January 16, 2013 at 9:49 am
RE: The Noachian Flood - by catfish - January 16, 2013 at 1:33 pm
RE: The Noachian Flood - by garbishcan - January 16, 2013 at 10:12 am
RE: The Noachian Flood - by The Grand Nudger - January 16, 2013 at 10:31 am
RE: The Noachian Flood - by Cyberman - January 16, 2013 at 9:53 pm
RE: The Noachian Flood - by garbishcan - January 16, 2013 at 10:53 am
RE: The Noachian Flood - by jonb - January 16, 2013 at 10:43 pm

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