RE: Moses
January 15, 2013 at 8:17 pm
(This post was last modified: January 15, 2013 at 8:18 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
Dear fuckin chosen people, there was a mixup with the whole prophet business - for some reason, some lesser angel in marketing sent a fuckup instead. The guy clearly couldn't tell his ass from a hole in the ground, this much I thought would be obvious to you, but clearly I was wrong.
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We're working on a solution, but as you may have realized by now, we're very new at this and we don't quite know what we're doing most of the time. Your business is very important to us, we thank you for your patience as we continue to investigate this issue.
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