The Noachian Flood

[Cato]

What the fuck are you trying to do?
Have I EVER stated that it was true? Or did I just state that I could see the possibility?

What kind of evidence would convince you that the Black Sea was flooded if not peer-reviewed, publish findings? Do you want me to deliver the fucking core sample to you for analysis? Seriously man, your emotions are blinding you. Pay close attention to what I write, not what you imagine, mm'kay?

I'll give you evidence....

My tongue has tasted the Black Sea. Here is a list of other seas it has sampled: Caribbean, Balearic, Ionian, Aegean, Adriatic, and Mediterranean. I can include the Atlantic and Pacific Oceans, Gulf of Mexico, and the Persion Gulf. They all had salt in common.

Now, I must relate that I've tasted the waters of Michigan, Erie, and Huron. Cold as fuck, but no salt.

If your theory were to stand then I should have tasted salt in Michigan, Erie and Huron (Superior and Ontario are on my to do list).

You must now go Mormon if you want to explain why The Great Lakes aren't salty after the flood.